if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Oh god it's open bar.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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