On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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