when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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