Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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