Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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