I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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