No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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