i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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