My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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