I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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