she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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