The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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