I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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