so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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