What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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