I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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