So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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