Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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