Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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