if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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