I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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