dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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