You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
FUCK WHALES
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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