I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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