so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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