Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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