My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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