How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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