the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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