You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
