Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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