dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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