But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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