so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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