its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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