McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
