New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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