We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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