Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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