she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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