So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could teleport
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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