ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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