ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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