Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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