just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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