Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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