I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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