But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Even my vagina gasped.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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