I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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