Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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