Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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