you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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